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Last login: Sun Nov 8 23:52:11 2026 from 10.7.0.12 on tty1
Logging in from 192.168.4.56 (location: unknown)
Welcome to SOC-OS 7.0 LTS (GNU/Linux 6.1.0-hunter x86_64)
* threat intel feeds: synced
* coffee level: dangerously low
guest@soc-07:~$ whoami
THREAT HUNTER
Cyber Security Consultant · Incident Responder · Professional Bad-Guy Botherer
experience: ~16 years in the field # DFIR, threat hunting & poking networks with sticks
guest@soc-07:~$ top -bn1 | head
load
current load: 3 coffees, 2 timelines, ??? APTs
cpu
97% pattern-matching (YARA-accelerated)
mem
16 yrs of TTPs cached · 0 B swapped
net
10.0/10G full-duplex packet curiosity
disk
99% timelines, 1% sleep
temp
cool under incident pressure
guest@soc-07:~$ ps aux --sort=-fun
1337incident_response
31337threat_hunting
4096dfir
443cloud_forensics
2049compromise_assessment
666malware_triage
8080network_forensics
22pen_testing
42ai_agents+mcp
1984yara
7deobfuscation
guest@soc-07:~$ history | grep career
- 2010defence_lab --soc-lead --pentest=ics,cni --ids-architect
- 2013soc --senior-analyst --ids-training --build-detection-tools
- 2014travel --asia --americas --study=forensics,ceh
- 2015soc --contractor --bank --runbooks --use-cases --mentor
- 2017ir --elite-team --apt --threat-hunt --train-clients
- 2019ir --senior-consultant --apt --compromise-assessment --coach # current position
- nowai --agents --mcp --automate-ir # current focus
guest@soc-07:~$ ir --capabilities --verbose
- Full-suite IR analysis: logs, endpoints, disk, memory & cloud
- Scope, contain & eradicate APT actors across enterprise estates
- Compromise assessments & enterprise-scale threat hunts
- Coordinate client teams, technically and organisationally
- Wrote advanced enterprise IR modules on YARA & deobfuscation; coach live cyber-range exercises
- Built SOC runbooks, detection use cases & IR training for external teams
- Design analysis workflows plus AI agent / MCP tooling that automates investigations
guest@soc-07:~$ show enterprise-stack
edrCrowdStrike · MS Defender · Sysmon · CarbonBlack
siemGoogle SecOps · QRadar · Splunk · ELK · LogRhythm
cloudAzure · Google Cloud
huntTrellix · GRR
forensicsVolatility · X-Ways · Plaso · DeepSpar
malwareIDA Pro · radare2 · OllyDbg · Sysinternals
pentestBurp · Kali · nmap · scapy · aircrack-ng · Kismet
guest@soc-07:~$ show running-config | grep network
network degreeFirst-class B.Sc. in Computer Networks
network stackTCP/IP inside out · VLANs · routing · switching · firewalls
network monitorVSS taps · distribution fabrics
network captureEndace · RSA NetWitness · Moloch full packet capture
network idsSourcefire · Snort: designed, tuned & taught
network eventIDS architect for a major military interoperability exercise
network pentestICS · national infrastructure · web apps · wireless
guest@soc-07:~$ ls /etc/certs/
GCFRcloud forensics responder
GCFAforensic analyst
CREAreverse engineering analyst
CCNAnetwork associate
SFCPSourcefire professional
guest@soc-07:~$ cat ~/trophies/ctf.log
# SANS NetWars combatant & CTF wins
1stCyber Defense NetWars (Team)
2ndCore NetWars Tournament
3rdDFIR NetWars Tournament (AI use)
# Other wins
winnerVolatility Malware & Memory Forensics training CTF
guest@soc-07:~$ ls -lt ~/training/
-rw-r--r--2026FOR578SANS Cyber Threat Intelligence
-rw-r--r--2025VOLATILITYMalware & Memory Forensics
-rw-r--r--2024FOR509SANS Enterprise Cloud Forensics & IR
-rw-r--r--2022SEC595SANS Applied Data Science & AI/ML for Cybersecurity
-rw-r--r--2018FOR508SANS Advanced DFIR & Threat Hunting
-rw-r--r--2015ARCSIGHTAnalyst training
-rw-r--r--2014-16ITU+CEHOnline forensics & ethical hacking courses
-rw-r--r--2013LOGRHYTHMCORE & AIE training
-rw-r--r--2013REVENGReverse engineering
-rw-r--r--2011-12CCNACisco CCNA
-rw-r--r--2011FOR558SANS Network Forensics
-rw-r--r--2010-11SOURCEFIREUser & system training
guest@soc-07:~$ cat ~/.hobbies
scuba diving# the only time I go deeper than a memory dump
off-road driving# mud > malware
travel# Asia & the Americas, routed manually
good food# favourite IOC: Indicator Of Cuisine
guest@soc-07:~$
threat_level: mildly caffeinated
ptr 0x01F4:0x0132
bug signal
strong
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